Do you want your child to get real smart?
可曾想过让自家孩子变得聪慧?
A little bit of math here or there,
只需一些随处可见的数学题,
I’ve got just the place for them to start!
我恰好有地方让他们开工!
Watch out for the ruling master,
小心这个体罚老师,
Beware, he’s getting faster!
当心,他加快速度了!
Refrain from making noises,
尽量避免发出响声,
That man’s a saboteur!
这老师可阴着呢!
Hear the slaps from down the path,
听见走廊中传来阵阵拍打,
Just to avoid his wrath...
我只想躲避他的怒火...
Now the professor wants you in his grasp!
现在教授想把你抓在手掌心!
WON'T YOU COME ON IN?
你不进来吗?
Into my SCHOOLHOUSE!?
加入我的小小学堂!?
Stay the course and follow through,
跟随课程,坚持到底,
I'm slowly coming after you!
我就在身后追赶着你!
I’ll bring the PUNISHMENT
我将会带来惩罚
you know it’s tru!E:)
你知道这是事!实:)
I’ve been TRIPPING
我感觉自己被绊倒了
over myself too much,
然后整整被翻了一圈,
Basic MATHEMATICS,
基础的数学题目,
seemingly growing out of touch!
似乎可望而不可及!
Feeling kinda sick of running
我已厌倦了四处逃窜
Clock’s been looking KINDA FUNNY!
时钟变得有些许滑稽!
Thinking about HOME...
当我不停徘徊...
As I forever ROAM...
我总想着回家...
With danger of detention, lurking
无论我跑向何方
everywhere i goooooOOOAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我都难逃一死啊啊啊啊啊啊!
Two plus two equals?
二加二等于几?
Well, that’s easy, that’s just FOUR!
哦,这太简单啦,答案是四!
Either that, or the answer’s on the FLOOR!
或者还是地板上的那个答案
ENERGY IS GETTING LOW
体力值真是使人愁
This curriculum, it blows!
这个课程,让我头痛!
I should’ve been home so long ag-OH!
我可不能离开家那么久—嗷!
Five notebooks down,
五本笔记已拿下,
Got two more to go...
还需两本就行啦...
I’ve done so much math, that...
我做了那么多数学题,感觉...
my brain will EXPLODE!!!!!!
大脑要爆炸啦!!!!!!
EVEN IF YOU ALREADY KNEW HOW!
即使你已经明白如何去做!
Every answer you get wrong,
每一次你回答错误,
I will be sure to sing my song!
我都会唱起这首歌!
As long as I get you to tag along...
只要我跟着你身后...
Stay the course and follow through,
跟随课程,坚持到底,
I'm slowly coming after you!
我就在你身后追赶着你!
I’ll bring the PUNISHMENT
我将会带来惩罚
My life is on the line,
我的生命现已垂危,
I'm running out of time...
我已没有多少时间了...
In this locker I find myself in,
在这个储物柜中,我发现自己依旧存在,
to avoid his crimes!
为了避免他的侵害!
I'm feelin’ fine, despite
我感觉还行,尽管
my struggling to stay aloive!!
我挣扎着存活下来!!
Will it be over by TONIGHT?!?!
今晚能够结束吗?!?!
WALLS are getting BLOODY
墙壁正变得血淋淋
My mind is failing me!!
我的思想濒临崩溃!!
Can’t stand up on my FEET??
我无法用双脚站起??
SAVE ME FROM MR. BALDI
带我逃离巴迪老师
Don’t wanna hide, and seek out
我不想藏匿,
exits from this creepy creep!!
并在这个怪胎身上寻找出路!!
I’ve gotten way too CLOSE..
我离得太近了...
JEEZ, I HATE THIS THE MOST
哦天哪,我最讨厌他了
I guess that I will not leave here,,,
我猜,我无法逃出去了...
(That was a Baldi song!)
(这是一首巴迪老师的同人曲!)