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Gasgift is so effective, it kills even the bugs you can't see. Like the ones living in your toilet. Or in your toothbrush. Or in the house next door to yours. Yes, they are there. And they are waiting for you. But not for long.
If you find annoying pests among your people who have stolen your money or your job, just spray it in your bathroom, leave your house for a day, and let it seep into the drains. Gasgift will travel through the pipes and reach your neighbor's bathroom. In no time, you will hear a scream, a thud, and then silence. Ah, sweet silence.
Gasgift will make your life more peaceful and enjoyable. And don't worry about the police. Gasgift leaves no trace, no evidence, no witnesses. In fact, even the most secretive state cops use Gasgift themselves! Cut to an officer in a black coat.
OFFICER: Monsieur, you are sheltering enemies of your health, are you not?
Gasgift is the best gift you can give yourself and your people. Order now and get a free gas mask because you never know when you might need one. Cut to logo.
Gasgift. The End-solution for your Living Space.
大型历史连续剧开发进度
正作
《奥林匹亚人》/The Olympians (1919-1923) 校园番
《共客时监》/IN Mates of Interesting TIMES (1929-1933) 情景喜剧
《原子曙暮光》/Atomic Twilight (1939-1945) SLG/VN
分支线 WIP (1945-1970s)
分支线 雾国旅志/Niflheimr Ferdasaga (1945-1962)
《我将随波逐流》/My Going with the Flow (1945-1970s) 历史小说
演绎作
理性，幻想，余晖中的范式转移/Reason, Fantasy, the Paradigm Shift in Afterglow
你的故事，模拟叙事战争夺旗赛/Your story, Simulated Narrative War CTF